[ks]

GB: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
CR: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
GB: Great. Lay it on me.
CR: Hu is the new leader of China.
GB: That's what I want to know.
CR: That's what I'm telling you.
GB: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
CR: Yes.
GB: I mean the fellow's name.
CR: Hu.
GB: The guy in China.
CR: Hu.
GB: The new leader of China.
CR: Hu.
GB: The Chinaman!
CR: Hu is leading China.
GB: Now whaddya' asking me for?
CR: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
GB: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
CR: That's the man's name.
GB: That's who's name?
CR: Yes.
GB: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East.
CR: That's correct.
GB: Then who is in China?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir is in China?
CR: No, sir.
GB: Then who is?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir?
CR: No, sir.
GB: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
CR: Kofi?
GB: No, thanks.
CR: You want Kofi?
GB: No.
CR: You don't want Kofi.
GB: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
CR: Kofi?
GB: Milk! Will you please make the call?
CR: And call who? GB: Who is the guy at the U.N?
CR: Hu is the guy in China.
GB: Will you stay out of China?!
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
CR: Kofi.
GB: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (CR picks up the phone.)
CR: Rice, here.
GB: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[digital chaos]

вы хотите кофи?
нет, но теперь бы выпил стакан молока)))

ахахах вахвах...
игра слов)))мне понравилось)

[el]

Яссер, Кофе, Ху
круто ваще, я поржал

[KiR]

да, забавно)

[denyz]

,была похожая история с тамаркой или авасом.типо у меня пропала та марка..какая тамарка??или,меня зовут авас...

[Dr. Greenthumb]

сюда это уже выкладывали давно...но смешно полюбому

[Vl-sk8]

незнаю англицкий..............

[digital chaos]

Vl-sk8,
аххаххахаха лузер лузер хпхп

не обижайся милок

[NakhodkaSkater]

It was funny. People so interested in politic leaders and do not understand what happening in te world.
В общем угарно. Доказательство что политиков нужно давно на свалку

[ks]

Dr. Greenthumb,
а если я в 3-ий раз выложу--посмеёшься?

[NakhodkaSkater]

Выложи что нибудь про Хуссейна.

[East]

хахааа
-дэн Ху из ин чина??
-йэс

[Adam]

Смешно, очень смешно

[mutant]

NakhodkaSkater,
gramatika u teb'a stradaet......

[Ленин]

ваще, я так уссался!!!!!!!

Ленин добавил:
а кто CR и RICE?

[Татошка]

Ленин,
Кандолина или как там её Райс.)))

[Ленин]

ахахах! я понял, CR и rice это одно лицо.....ахаха

[Cometomiami]

Я улыбался. Игра слов - это круто. The Chinaman

Cometomiami добавил:
CR - Кандолина Райс
BG - Джордж Буш, насколька я понял.
Yassir?!

[Max]

Cometomiami,
Yassir Arafat