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Это типа Джорж Буш и Кондализа Райс.



HU’S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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прикольно...идиоты...что с них возьмешь...

[Худ]

бля...круто)) дауны

[Балтика №5]

Старая фишка, но ниче-так.

[F-U-N-K-U]

давно читал уже...смешно...

WHITE ORC добавил:
у...чёт я ещё раз перечитал, ржал опять =))

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выкладываем приколы на инглише :

I have been there - У меня там фасоль.
We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны.
Bye bye baby,baby good bye, bаbу gооd bуе - Купи купи ребенка, ребёнок хорошая покупка.
To be or not to be? - Пчела или не пчела?.
I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь.
I will never give up - Меня никогда не тошнит.
Oh dear - Ах олень.
I'm going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту.
Finnish people - Конченные люди.
Bad influence - Плохая простуда.
Phone seller - Позвони продавцу.
Good products - Бог на стороне уток.
Let's have a party - Давайте организуем партию.
Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы
продолжает.
Can you hear me - Ты можешь меня здесь.
Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель.
Manicure - Деньги лечат.
I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король жоп.
I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы!
Time flies like arrow - ВременнЫе мухи любят стрелу
Have you seen her - Имею тебя видел её.
Let it be - давайте жрать пчёл!