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Ahmed The Dead Terrorist. Смотреть 100%
Ahmed the dead terrorist. ( ахмед мёртвый терорист)
Вот ссылка на это видео ( английский ) : http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=1 Для тех кому интересно, я написал текст актёров. Ahmed the dead terrorist Jeff Dunham - good evening ahmed! Ahmed - Good evening, infidel JD - so you'r a terrorist? A - yesh, i'm the terrorist JD - so, what kind of terrorist? A - a terrifying... Terrorist, are you scared? JD - not really.. No A - arrrggghhhghhahh, and now? JD - Not really... No! A - AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH,how about now? JD - not really..no.. A - god damn it...OH!! I mean!!! Allah damn it!! Silence....i kill you! JD - so, ahmed.. A - nu nu, is ahmed JD - that's what i said A - no, you said acmed,its achmed... chrhchrhhchrhhhchrhh silence... i kill you! JD - how do you spell it? A - woot?!? JD - how do you, how do you spell your name? A - ohhhh, you say AAAA ... CCCC ... SLEMRGH ... silence!!! I KIL yu! JD - So, ahmed, if you'r a terrorist, you should have some kind of specialty A - yes, i'm the suicide bomber JD - ahh.. So, you'r finished? A - What?!? JD - you've done your job? A - No I haven't! JD - But...you'r dead! A - No, i'm not! I feel fine JD - But you'r all boned! A - It's a fleshwound... SILENCE... I kill you! What the hell happened to my Feet??? SONAFABITCH... What the hell?? OH WAIT A MINUTE, what the hell, what are you doing??? S T O P T O U C H I N G M E ! ! ! I KILL YOU!!! JD - allright, just hold on, we'll fix it.. A - Okay, wait , what are you doing??? Holy carrota in the air... Wait, something is backwards.. wait wait , i don't wanna... I NEED SOME LIGONENCE JD - just sit still! A - Okay! I will not move my ass!! Wolter - YOU IDIOT, YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS A - IS THAT WOLTER??? JD - Yeah... A - He scares the crap under me!!! PLEASE, don't put me back in the same subcase!!! JD - Why?? A - HE HAS GAAAASSSS!!! Saddam's master gas is nothing conferred to Wolter's (burp?) WOLTER - EHEHHEEHEHHEEHEHHEEHHE!!! A - It's not funnyhhh!! He will kill us!!! JD - Alright, listen ahmed, i have something to tell you.. A - what? JD - you really are dead... A - are you sure? JD - yes A - I've just got a flu shot... JD - you really are dead... A - Wait.. If i'm dead, uhh! That means i get my 72 virgins... Are you my virginzz? I HOPE NOT! JD - Why? A - There's a bunch of uglyass guys up there... If this is paradise, i've been scurrrbddd... JD - What do they say if that would be only female virgins?? A - HOLY CRAP!!!Wait, i could have Clay Akon! Ehehehehehehehe, i told a jokehhh! JD - Alright Ahmed, so where are you from? A - Your freaking subcase...! eeheheheheheheh... I told another one... JD - Look, if you've been in my subcase for all of these time how did you make through security at the airports..?!? A - Oh, that's easy, when they open the case , i go : HELLOOOOO, I'M LINDSEY LOOOOOOHAAAAN! e ahahha, I TOLD ANOTHER JOKEHH , i can do this crap too.. Okey , there's another one... 2 Jews walkin in bar.. JD - Noooooo...no..no A - What.. You don't let jews in your bar?!?! YOU RACIST BASTARD JD - What I mean , is that i don't want racists jokes in my act... A - Okay okay, what if i kill these jews??? JD - No.. A - I'm kiddin... I would not kill the jews.. I WOULD TOSS A PENNY BETWEEN THEM AND WATCH THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH... eeheehhehe, yes yes , i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests, but i tossed a small boy.. ehehheHEheheeh YES YES, and the winner had to fight MICHAEL JACKSON!!! JD - Achmed! A - What??!?! JD - Stop doing this, you just can't tell jokes like that... A - Why not? I'm killing so that's the thing JD - You JUST can't tell jokes like that, it defends people... A - I'm dead, what do i care??? What do you want me to do?!? Knock Knock jokes?? JD - It would be better.. A - Okay, knock knock. JD - Who's there? A - Me. I kill you. JD - So , as a suicide bomber you should have training... A - Ofcourse, we had a suicide bomber training camp JD - ah, so that's a nice facility? A - it used to be... JD - What happened? A - new guy... An idiot kind of practice... JD - So, what did you guys learn from that? A - Locasion...Locasion...Locasion... JD - So did you guys have a model? A - Like what? JD - Like, "we are looking for a few good man" A - We'r looking for idiots with no futureh!!! JD - So , where did you get your uprudes?? A - The suicide hot line...eeheheheheheh ihhiihhih... That was dark... was it not? JD - So , what exactly happened to you? A - EH? JD - What happened? A - ohhh, If you must know, i'm a horrible suicide bomber... JD - What happened? A - I had a pre insured detonation... I set the timer for 30 minutes, but it was off in 4 sekonds... You know what's that like, right? MISTAH HURRICANE... WOLTER - EHHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEH JD - So ahmed, what exatly happened to you? A - Well, i was gettin gasoline and i answered my self phone, can you hear me now? Bumhhh, at first i thought it was because overed my minutes. JD - that's too bad A - It's okay, i took that varizing( Vodaphone ) bastard with me. JD - So, what's that like to die? Did you see a white light? A - If you mean that i watched the explosion, yes... JD - No, i mean some people saying when they die , they see a white light, what did you see? A - I saw flying car partsssss JD - What was the last thing which came to your mind? A - My as....ahhihiiahiahi, WOLTAH told me to tell that jokehhh JD - so, you never saw a white light? A - NO, but I saw a blue Prius( Toyota ) DO you really have one of those viacles? oohhh, that's not a car, it's a lunch box... Did you know, when you'r going down the high way in a Prius, and you hand out the window, the viacle can Tuuuuuuuurn JD - You did all of these to get bunch of virgins? A - are you kidding me? I kill you for a klondike bar Jd - I guess you'r a muslim? A - I don't think so JD - You're not a muslim? A - Noooo JD - why? A - Look at my ass, it's made in china... Wolter says i'm just a stinky halloween decoration... JD - so you like being in DC? A - I think, some idiots must live here... JD - why?? A - Well , for example the Washington monument JD - yes? A - IT LOOKS NOTHING BUT THE GUYYY... It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton.. JD - What do you think about Bush? A - OH, i like Boos........ OH YOU MEAN THE PRESIDENt...i'm sorry... П.С. Для совсем ленивых Видео с русским транслитом , но у него есть тяпы ляпы,и ошибки в переводе http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9keppT_Ogls |
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M.e.t.a.l.l.i.c.A.
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Флип если тебе смешно значит ты знаеш английский, если знаеш английский, то может перевел бы лучше фразы а не просто на английском написал?=) помоему там и так все слова слышно
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а ну тада извиняйте=)
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BS - invalid krew 
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